"Police Puzzled"

"Police Puzzled"

The murders of two of Her Majesty's Swans by a marauding Fishwoman have been avenged by a mysterious assailant. Police were called to the incident by a woman (who declined to be named) saying that "Mysterious voices" had informed her of the altercation.

While this reporter would question this with some scepticism, several police also reported that the voices guided them to the orphaned eggs and beseeched them to care for them.

The mystery of just who killed the Fishwoman (name and address unknown) continues.

Keen fisherwoman and "Friends of the Park" committee member Miss Cynthia Sparrowsbreath is quoted as saying "This is a very old wilderness. Even those of us who know it well don't know all its secrets. Perhaps one of the unlicensed werewolves who are known to use the area as a refuge was responsible."